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A few Morris dance tips

Postby Joculator » Sat Apr 17, 2010 02:38 am

Once again on May day I will find myself, along with several others, gathering on some bleak, dreary and windswept (but hopefully dry) northern moor about half an hour before sunrise. A good time will be had by all. Once the dances start, the chill of the morning air is soon sent packing and the guaranteed farmhouse hospitality of a good breakfast and some fine ale makes it all the more satisfying.
One thing that did cross my mind is how many people are becoming involved with the traditional celebrations and forming their own sides. I have seen some very respectable performances by newcomers, but I cringe when I see how little preparation they've taken with their equipment to ensure the safety of themselves and the watching crowds.
One of the biggest causes of accidents is in the choice of sticks some new sides make. The obvious choice is simply a few brush shanks cut in half and used for the dances. Even if you are just making up a side for the sake of trying the dances for yourself, I would suggest getting hold of good sturdy sticks that won't break as easily and will not 'ring' in your hand when they are hit together. A lump of wood from a broken stick can really spoil someone's day if it hits them :(

I've listed a few more safety hints HERE that I hope may be of use; especially to anyone wanting to start up their own side.

Unfortunately again this year, I am not going to be able to attend but I hope everyone who is lucky enough to be there has a great time and a lot of fun.
Remember - the higher the Morris dancers caper and jump the higher the corn grows that year. Bring that sun up with a vengeance. :thumbr:
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby demdike » Sat Apr 17, 2010 09:26 am

If it's scheduled to be half an hour after sunrise, I shall be hitting people with my teddy bear from a horizontal position :D
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Mazzie » Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Glingle Feegle » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:10 am

That actually sounds like a really good idea for choreography.....*ponders this*
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby ladyramkin » Sat Apr 17, 2010 04:01 pm

Oooh I hope people arent taking this too seriously. I thought it might be a bit of a lark, but by the sound of it, it could be something more suitable to the Assassins Guild, or possibly the Guild of Healers. I'm sure there will be some really accomplished groups, but I dont somehow think ours is going to be one of them :(
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby rentawitch » Sun Apr 18, 2010 08:05 am

accomplished... giggle... Nah.. I think I am in Mags minimum Morris group.. (probably as in minimum movement!)
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby ladyramkin » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:53 am

I'm in that one too, so the movement is gonna have to be minimal :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Glingle Feegle » Sun Apr 18, 2010 03:54 pm

If I can make it up for the saturday...I may need a spare body for a 2 person mickytake....
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby rentawitch » Sun Apr 18, 2010 04:33 pm

ladyramkin wrote:I'm in that one too, so the movement is gonna have to be minimal :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Mme les Deux-Epees » Tue Apr 20, 2010 07:18 pm

:? Are folks putting their names down for Morris teams or is it turn up on the day and wing-it? Looks like saturday day-trip only for me ( unless I can sort out a ton of crushed slate, some paving slabs and fence panels :roll: )
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Kelshandra » Tue Apr 20, 2010 08:15 pm

Mme les Deux-Epees wrote::? Are folks putting their names down for Morris teams or is it turn up on the day and wing-it? Looks like saturday day-trip only for me ( unless I can sort out a ton of crushed slate, some paving slabs and fence panels :roll: )

Cor, this Morris dancing thing sounds really really complicated to this simple little Aussie... :shock:
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Darren » Tue Apr 20, 2010 08:45 pm

What an activity that aside from bells and moving rhythmically primarily consists of co-ordinated smacking of your fellows with blunt instruments? I would of thought that concept would be right at home with an aussie. Just pretend it's slightly more civilised and worse-dressed AR football.

The slate, slabs and fence panels aren't part of it, unless it's a very esoteric discworld version of things possibly involving dwarves.
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby Mme les Deux-Epees » Wed Apr 21, 2010 06:55 am

:D
The ton of slate is NOT coming with me- I won't get a day-pass unless said slate is dealt with and I will probably have lost some height after all that shovelling :!: If I DO manage to tunnel out is team selection going to be like picking foot-the-ball teams ( U.A book version)? Perhaps hankies are safer than sticks -second thought, perhaps not safer at all :mrgreen:
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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby PeggyOgg » Wed Apr 21, 2010 09:15 am

The Bigger Bottom Ancient Morris Folk (thats us old crocks) are looking for a 6th. Must be of 'a certain age' and provide one's own costume (anything with bells and ribbons) and a stick about 2 feet long decorated with bells and ribbons also.

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Re: A few Morris dance tips

Postby AliDave » Wed Apr 21, 2010 03:40 pm

Mme les Deux-Epees wrote::? Are folks putting their names down for Morris teams or is it turn up on the day and wing-it? Looks like saturday day-trip only for me ( unless I can sort out a ton of crushed slate, some paving slabs and fence panels :roll: )


Reports from the spy network report the following....
Discworld's 1st Strictly Come Morris (or should that be 'So you think you can Morris?').
For some strange reason Davina McCall was unavailable to host this spectacular dance battle so guess who has been 'Dragged' in too host it....
Plan is for a signing in Desk in the Bear on Saturday Morning so teams can register.
We will need you to to tell us the Team name and the members of the team.
You will need to provide your own costume and Music, (hopefully our Tech wizards will be prepared with a means to play it if it's MP3 or on a CD... although 78's and 45's might be a problem!
Also we ask that each team performs a Morris Dance that includes either hankies - or sticks ot buckets!
Late afternoon will be the first heats, where everybody will get a chance to perform. We'll hold a public vote to find our finalists who will take part in a dance off in front of a panel of celebrity judges who will pick and crown our Kings or Queens of Morris Dancing! (All this before the evening Meal!)
More details soon (hopefully) but maybe that will get you thinking
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